Make your own sex toys

A little imagination goes a long way (but not too far without some means of retrieval, or you could hurt yourself).

Once you're in a horny headspace anything can become grist for your erotic mill. The ordinarily mundane world of household objects can become erogenous wonderland of exciting possibilities.

Think Literally
The most obvious route is to find something phallic and use it as a dildo or butt-plug (depending on size). This presumably is why God invented bananas, cucumbers, and zucchinis. But don't limit yourself to this. Spanking pinching, stroking, tickling, and tying are all erotic techniques, so think literally. A hair brush can be used to spank, and then turned over to scratch (be gentle though!). Clothes pegs could become nipple clamps. Sexy lingerie makes for erotic blindfolds or wrist ties.

Go Electric
There are plenty of domestic power sources you can use in order to supercharge your sexual thrills.
1. A washing machine on full spin cycle could provide the motion in your ocean...lol.
2. Try this. Stick a zucchini on the end of an electric toothbrush and voila, instant vibrating dildo.
3. And never underestimate the orgasmic potency of a well-directed shower head, who hasn't done that?

Be Safe
All in all be safe when your having fun. Don't become the subject of the next doctors dine out. Don't become the the star of the mysterious patient story of how the light bulb got stuck in your butt.